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Dear God, I Want My Money Back
Dear God, I'm really sorry
And I really shouldn't moan
But I want back all the money spent
On my mobile phone
I was told that if I bought it
I would just have to ring
And God would be there for me
And I could tell him anything
Well, I was going for an ipod
But I just thought "What the hell"
I could save some cash, and text you
When I've taught myself to spell
So, with phone in hand and smile on face
I rang the number of your mission
Only to be greeted by
A multi choosing competition
Now, I know you're really busy
And there's lots of people need your help
But I know I got the answer right
A tartan skirt is called a kelp
But even though I won the time-share
No-ones ever got in touch
And you're the one who's omni-potent
You really are too much
So in closing off my nasty letter
I WOULD just like to say
You can keep your phone and time-share Villa
I never travel anyway
Just send me back the money
I lost on the phone-in competition
You know my address it' s "Destitute"
"Care Of The Gullible Idiots Mission"
Dear God, I'm really sorry
And I really shouldn't moan
But I want back all the money spent
On my mobile phone
I was told that if I bought it
I would just have to ring
And God would be there for me
And I could tell him anything
Well, I was going for an ipod
But I just thought "What the hell"
I could save some cash, and text you
When I've taught myself to spell
So, with phone in hand and smile on face
I rang the number of your mission
Only to be greeted by
A multi choosing competition
Now, I know you're really busy
And there's lots of people need your help
But I know I got the answer right
A tartan skirt is called a kelp
But even though I won the time-share
No-ones ever got in touch
And you're the one who's omni-potent
You really are too much
So in closing off my nasty letter
I WOULD just like to say
You can keep your phone and time-share Villa
I never travel anyway
Just send me back the money
I lost on the phone-in competition
You know my address it' s "Destitute"
"Care Of The Gullible Idiots Mission"
Just a little irreverence.
Please note that this is not meant to be blasphemous it's just meant to be funny - remember that, "fun"?
It's what we all used to have before we forgot ourselves and became pre-occupied with "serious" pre-occupations.
So,
I will, of course, put a warning on it if anyone is offended by it (God forbid)
Rev 1 - Second line, second stanza "I'd" became "I would" - flows better methinks
Rev 2 - Third and fourth line, first stanza changed - flows better me thinketh againeth
Please note that this is not meant to be blasphemous it's just meant to be funny - remember that, "fun"?
It's what we all used to have before we forgot ourselves and became pre-occupied with "serious" pre-occupations.
So,
I will, of course, put a warning on it if anyone is offended by it (God forbid)
Rev 1 - Second line, second stanza "I'd" became "I would" - flows better methinks
Rev 2 - Third and fourth line, first stanza changed - flows better me thinketh againeth
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I love the title of this.