Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
About Deviant Barty SlartfastMale/United Kingdom Recent Activity
Deviant for 7 Years
Needs Core Membership
Statistics 197 Deviations 14,245 Comments 15,500 Pageviews

Newest Deviations

Random Favourites


The Oval Portrait by Alizabith

More! More! I had not heard this Poe story before reading this so-much-more-than-a comic and I am so glad I was introduced to it with *...

I'd like to get two things out of the way first, the first is an apology for taking so long to critique/comment and the second is to su...

I was reminded of the opening paragraphs of "Longitude" by Dava Sobel when reading this. Not because of the content but because of the ...

Hello to everyone who follows. I now follows again.
  • Mood: Fear
  • Listening to: The Still Small Voice Of Calm
  • Reading: Sometimes
  • Watching: my weight and getting nowhere
  • Playing: As often as I can
  • Eating: See "Watching"
  • Drinking: See "Eating"


Barty Slartfast
United Kingdom
Hi, I've been asked to write a few words to explain what and who I am.

I am a carbon-based bi-pedal life form and I live on the third big lump of, for want of a better word let's call it earth, called astoundingly enough "The EARTH". Now this just goes to show just how arrogant my race of carbon-based bi-pedal life-forms are when we nonchalantly call this "Chez hommes de terre" THE Earth - not "An Earth" but "THE Earth" - when we freely admit to not having travelled one in a tenth zillion zillionth of this vast expanse we call "THE Universe". See, there we go again, "THE" Universe, when we know perfectly well there are bundles of others.
Anyway that's enough about me - how about you - how are you feeling??

By the way did I mention that this tower of delectitude rising above (the pics, that is) was created by kingflash and that he has lots of other stuff just waiting to be gawped at in an incredulous, wowwed out of your socks (or stockings) way.

Current Residence: Cygnus XI
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Inside leg
Print preference: Those potato stamps
Favourite genre of music: Heavy Anything
Favourite photographer: Hubble
Favourite style of art: Manga
Operating System: Keyhole with Anaesthetic
MP3 player of choice: Lucy Kite off the News [I Think She Plays MP3s]
Shell of choice: Ammonite
Wallpaper of choice: The velvety flock vomit inducer type
Skin of choice: Rizzla
Favourite cartoon character: Spongebob
Personal Quote: Why do today what you can get someone else to do tommorow

AdCast - Ads from the Community


Journal History



Add a Comment:
SHiNiGAMi-Xiii Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2015  Professional General Artist
(= :+fav: ɹoɟ sʞuɐɥʇ
pagandevil Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015
thanks for the +fav :)
Art-e86 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2015
No Probs - awesome work
J-2-the-Rad Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015
Thanks for the :+fav: buddy!
It's been a while, how are things?
Art-e86 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015
Good - less free time these days hence the rarified visits to DA these days and hence the few and far between submissions - still like to make time to browse through yours and others stuff though - and the quality just keeps going up and up.

All the best J2

John (Arte-86)
TheScorpionBoy Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave dude :) Nice to see you posting again :)
Art-e86 Featured By Owner May 18, 2015
No probs ScorpionBoy, nice to see you're still producing fantastic poetry. :icongreatjobplz:
TheScorpionBoy Featured By Owner May 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Occasionally something will appear, yes :P
dazza1008 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
Welcome to Dreddheads, Citizen. Dredd smile by QUELLER-UA

:bulletred: Introduce yourself here
:bulletred: A lot of Dredd art is in our faves
:bulletred: Since many praise the movie Dredd (2012) as a faithful adaptation and awesome movie, please make sure to sign the official petition if you'd like a sequel.

SoyHatshi Featured By Owner May 7, 2014
You're logged in? :O
Add a Comment: