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Emo sayings of the week

Tue Feb 9, 2010, 3:03 PM
  • Mood: Cheerful
  • Listening to: X-Men
  • Reading: "Reading"
  • Watching: X-Men
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Fasting
  • Drinking: Fasting
Every silver lining has a dirty great big black cloud.
Don't even try, you're bound to fail
I'm alive, I've already failed
It's no use crying over spilt milk, it had probably gone off anyway
Life is that thing that happens when you're trying to have a bad time
A bad time is what happens when you're trying to have a life
Friends are just enemies who smile
Everyone is equal - except me
I was born old and ugly - then I got older
Birth is the first step toward oblivion
You're born, you pay taxes, you die - YAY!!!
In the beginning there was nothing - and it went down-hill from there
A Pessimist says "My glass is half empty" : An Optimist says "My glass is half full" : An Emo says "Nobody ever gave me a glass"
If at first you succeed - give up
Never enter anything - you might not win
Darth Vader gets my vote
Zit happens
Black isn't a colour, it's a way of life.


No offence to EMO's by the way - I love EMO's - more than they love themselves.

Have this hug on me :hug:

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deviantID

Hi, I've been asked to write a few words to explain what and who I am.

I am a carbon-based bi-pedal life form and I live on the third big lump of, for want of a better word let's call it earth, called astoundingly enough "The EARTH". Now this just goes to show just how arrogant my race of carbon-based bi-pedal life-forms are when we nonchalantly call this "Chez hommes de terre" THE Earth - not "An Earth" but "THE Earth" - when we freely admit to not having travelled one in a tenth zillion zillionth of this vast expanse we call "THE Universe". See, there we go again, "THE" Universe, when we know perfectly well there are bundles of others.
Anyway that's enough about me - how about you - how are you feeling??

By the way did I mention that this tower of delectitude rising above (the pics, that is) was created by ~kingflash and that he has lots of other stuff just waiting to be gawped at in an incredulous, wowwed out of your socks (or stockings) way.

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  • Current Residence: Cygnus XI
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Inside leg
  • Print preference: Those potato stamps
  • Interests: Compound, Flat-Rate and Variable
  • Favourite movie: Kasper Hauser by Werner Herzog
  • Favourite band or musician: Sensational Alex Harvey Band
  • Favourite genre of music: Heavy Anything
  • Favourite artist: H.R.Giger
  • Favourite poet or writer: John Cooper Clarke
  • Favourite photographer: Hubble
  • Favourite style of art: Manga
  • Operating System: Keyhole with Anaesthetic
  • MP3 player of choice: Lucy Kite off the News [I Think She Plays MP3s]
  • Shell of choice: Ammonite
  • Wallpaper of choice: The velvety flock vomit inducer type
  • Skin of choice: Rizzla
  • Favourite game: Don't eat game - I'm vegetarian
  • Favourite gaming platform: Really wobbly table
  • Favourite cartoon character: Spongebob
  • Personal Quote: Why do today what you can get someone else to do tommorow
  • Tools of the Trade: Brain, pencil, computer, coffee [Explains a lot]

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:iconhinata-the-rogue:
*Hinata-The-Rogue 1 day 13 hours ago
Hi, how are you doing?

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Life sucks.
Get over it.
:iconart-e86:
~Art-e86 1 day 13 hours ago
Doing fine thanks Hinata - I have been better but I have been very much worse.

Thank you for asking.

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:headbang:

I don't believe in God because when I asked him he said he didn't believe in me.
:iconlonging4wyoming:
~longing4wyoming 5 days 6 hours ago
Thank you my friend for the recent favs. :hug:
:iconart-e86:
~Art-e86 2 days 18 hours ago
A real pleasure wyoming :hug:

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:headbang:

I don't believe in God because when I asked him he said he didn't believe in me.
:iconih4te:
=Ih4te Jan 31, 2010, 5:11:04 PM
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BE MY FRIEND =)
FB [link]
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:star:THANK YOU:star:
:iconhbkerr:
*HBKerr Jan 29, 2010, 3:58:23 PM
:wave::iconthanks1::iconthanks2::iconthanks3::iconthanks4: for faving again! :icongivemesmilesplz:
:iconart-e86:
~Art-e86 Jan 30, 2010, 3:05:10 PM
Once again, the pleasure is mine

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:headbang:

I don't believe in God because when I asked him he said he didn't believe in me.
:iconart-e86:
~Art-e86 Jan 29, 2010, 8:25:07 AM
My Pleasure :iconrainbowsheepplz:

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:headbang:

I don't believe in God because when I asked him he said he didn't believe in me.
:iconsmaragdweiss:
*smaragdweiss Jan 25, 2010, 10:26:52 PM
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend
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