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More! More! I had not heard this Poe story before reading this so-much-more-than-a comic and I am so glad I was introduced to it with *...

Hello to everyone who follows. I now follows again.
  • Mood: Fear
  • Listening to: The Still Small Voice Of Calm
  • Reading: Sometimes
  • Watching: my weight and getting nowhere
  • Playing: As often as I can
  • Eating: See "Watching"
  • Drinking: See "Eating"


Barty Slartfast
United Kingdom
Hi, I've been asked to write a few words to explain what and who I am.

I am a carbon-based bi-pedal life form and I live on the third big lump of, for want of a better word let's call it earth, called astoundingly enough "The EARTH". Now this just goes to show just how arrogant my race of carbon-based bi-pedal life-forms are when we nonchalantly call this "Chez hommes de terre" THE Earth - not "An Earth" but "THE Earth" - when we freely admit to not having travelled one in a tenth zillion zillionth of this vast expanse we call "THE Universe". See, there we go again, "THE" Universe, when we know perfectly well there are bundles of others.
Anyway that's enough about me - how about you - how are you feeling??

By the way did I mention that this tower of delectitude rising above (the pics, that is) was created by kingflash and that he has lots of other stuff just waiting to be gawped at in an incredulous, wowwed out of your socks (or stockings) way.

Current Residence: Cygnus XI
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Inside leg
Print preference: Those potato stamps
Favourite genre of music: Heavy Anything
Favourite photographer: Hubble
Favourite style of art: Manga
Operating System: Keyhole with Anaesthetic
MP3 player of choice: Lucy Kite off the News [I Think She Plays MP3s]
Shell of choice: Ammonite
Wallpaper of choice: The velvety flock vomit inducer type
Skin of choice: Rizzla
Favourite cartoon character: Spongebob
Personal Quote: Why do today what you can get someone else to do tommorow

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BlackBowfin Mar 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hey there. Thanks for faving Dadadumb.
My pleasure. Very enjoyable.
SoyHatshi Mar 6, 2014  New member
Bunny Girl Emoji-53 (Notice me please) [V3] Heart 
Aeslinnn Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the favorite (:
My pleasure :D
Novembering Feb 8, 2014  Student Writer
Thank you for the llama :aww:
Absolutely my pleasure. :D
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